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Stuffed Bra

by Judy Schwartz Haley

One of the frustrations I’ve had to deal with because of this breast cancer is my lopsidedness. Getting dressed in the morning takes quite a bit more thought and planning than ever before. I wasn’t small breasted to start with, but thanks to my mastectomy I have a bouncy D-Cup that swings a [...]

She’s got a hold on you

by Judy Schwartz Haley

I knew it wouldn’t take long for her to wrap Daddy around her little fingers. I didn’t think it would be so literal. Baby Girl likes to grab the hair that grows at the base of Daddy’s throat.

Of course when Daddy calls for Mommy to rescue him from Baby’s clutches, Mommy laughs and stops to [...]

Life in a Laundry Basket

by Judy Schwartz Haley

This is what happens when Mom and Dad wait too long to buy you a crib.

Mighty handy to have such a portable ‘crib’ though.

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Pregnancy 101: How to Roll Over

by Judy Schwartz Haley

You might think rolling over is no big deal unless perhaps you’re training your dog, or your infant has developed a greater degree of mobility. Consider, however, the plight of the poor pregnant woman, a beached whale trapped on her back in the divot of a sagging mattress. Rolling over is no small feat, [...]