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A holiday conversation

by Judy Schwartz Haley

Mr. H: But I’ve always wanted a light sabre. I was sure Santa would bring me one, but he never did.

Me: Don’t worry sweety, I’m sure one of these days “Santa” will bring a light sabre for your daughter; you can play with that one.

Mr. H: Can I get away with that? … [...]

Don’t Step on My Catheter

by Judy Schwartz Haley

Don’t Step on My Catheter by Michael H. Schwartz

Don’t even think about treading on That tempting little hose of soft clear ….. plastic lying on the floor There are plenty enough ways to Incur my wrath without committing That most heinous act of barbarism.

Mind your step, you fool, watch Where you put those [...]

Rednecks

by Judy Schwartz Haley

We found some awesome Rednecks for Obama bumperstickers and T-shirts.

Then Mr. H decided to redneck his facial hair.

“We Hunt, Fish, Drink Beer and Support Barack Obama” rednecks4obama.com

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Featured Prefromers

by Judy Schwartz Haley

For future reference: Make sign then get drunk

This little error was duplicated on the North stage sign as well.

the band had no end of fun with this spelling error. they kept saying things like “we’re just the prefromers, you’ll have to come back later for the fromers”

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