Mr. H: But I’ve always wanted a light sabre. I was sure Santa would bring me one, but he never did. Me: Don’t worry sweety, I’m sure one of these days “Santa” will bring a light sabre for your daughter; you can play with that…
Don’t Step on My Catheter by Michael H. Schwartz Don’t even think about treading on That tempting little hose of soft clear ….. plastic lying on the floor There are plenty enough ways to Incur my wrath without committing That most heinous act of barbarism….
We found some awesome Rednecks for Obama bumper stickers and T-shirts. Then Aaron decided to redneck his facial hair. “We Hunt, Fish, Drink Beer and Support Barack Obama” rednecks4obama.com
For future reference: Make sign then get drunk This little error was duplicated on the North stage sign as well. the band had no end of fun with this spelling error. they kept saying things like “we’re just the prefromers, you’ll have to come back…
This is my husband when he visits Alaska. And this is my husband when he’s not in Alaska. I guess “When in Rome….” The men outnumber the women in Alaska by something like 2:1, so you’d think the odds of finding a good man were…
This is my dad with my four brothers. Shortly after we got engaged, a friend of ours saw this picture, turned to my soon-to-be husband and said, “What ever you do, don’t piss her off.” He’s done a fine job of heeding that advice.
When my niece was nearly four I decided to put together a little book for her birthday. A book about the number 4. I went around taking pictures of things in groups of four: four bananas, four ducklings, four boats, four flowers… And then I…