1. If I see it, it’s mine
2. If I think about it, it’s mine
3. If I like the show I want to watch it 30 times. In a row.
4. If you suggest it, I don’t want it. Until I forget you suggested it, and think it’s my idea.
5. Stolen food tastes better
6. That baby in the mirror is pretty awesome
7. Mommy and Daddy are all-powerful
8. I can wrap Mommy and Daddy around my little finger
9. If that fails, there’s Grandma
10. Everything is amazing