The world according to a toddler

1. If I see it, it’s mine

2. If I think about it, it’s mine

3. If I like the show I want to watch it 30 times. In a row.

4. If you suggest it, I don’t want it. Until I forget you suggested it, and think it’s my idea.

5. Stolen food tastes better

6. That baby in the mirror is pretty awesome

7. Mommy and Daddy are all-powerful

8. I can wrap Mommy and Daddy around my little finger

9. If that fails, there’s Grandma

10. Everything is amazing


Seattle writer, Judy Schwartz Haley, blogs about raising a toddler while battling cancer, finishing a degree, and fending off ninjas. Also, she needs more coffee.
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