{"id":90,"date":"2006-04-26T18:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-27T01:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=90"},"modified":"2021-03-17T19:20:59","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T02:20:59","slug":"shut-up-and-pass-the-oxycontin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2006\/04\/26\/shut-up-and-pass-the-oxycontin\/","title":{"rendered":"Shut up and pass the Oxycontin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning I managed to throw my back out of whack while putting my hair up in a ponytail. Why couldn&#8217;t it have been something interesting like bungee jumping or barrel racing or wrestling alligators or having sex? No, apparently the simple act of putting my hair in a pony tail is enough to throw my back into spasms and reduce me to acting like a pouty 4-year old. Ok, I did that before my back started acting up, but that&#8217;s another story&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So I put on a brave face and drove to work like a champ. I had to cross seven sets of railroad tracks. Then on my way to the chiropractor I crossed seven sets of railroad tracks to get to his office. After the visit I crossed seven sets of railroad tracks to get back to my office, and then again to get back home. Never gave those railroad tracks much though before yesterday &#8211; but now my back tenses up again at just the thought of crossing them, thump, shimmy, thump. Half of those tracks are never used.<\/p>\n<p>The chiropractor helped a little, but of course I have to go back again tomorrow. I know my back pain is not as bad as many people get &#8211; I mean I could actually get up and walk around&#8230; But walking consists of putting one foot in front of the other, and then the next, and then the next&#8230; every ounce of energy is concentrated on each movement which puts someone who ordinarily has trouble chewing bubble-gum and walking at the same time in quite a quandry when she&#8217;s trying to put one foot in front of the other while remembering where she&#8217;s going.<\/p>\n<p>No, I didn&#8217;t get oxycontin. We&#8217;re trying to get pregnant so those kinds of goodies are out of the question. Nothing more exciting than tylenol for this girl. 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