{"id":8423,"date":"2015-07-26T22:05:52","date_gmt":"2015-07-27T05:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=8423"},"modified":"2021-03-17T19:22:14","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T02:22:14","slug":"describe-parenthood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2015\/07\/26\/describe-parenthood\/","title":{"rendered":"Describe Parenthood Using Only Movie Titles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier this week, I tried something different on my facebook page, and invited friends to describe parenthood using only the titles of movies. My friends really came through, and the results were hilarious.<\/p>\n<h3>Many addressed the general chaos of living in a house with kids<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>A Series of Unfortunate Events<\/li>\n<li>Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day<\/li>\n<li>Apocalypse Now<\/li>\n<li>Armageddon<\/li>\n<li>Flying Circus<\/li>\n<li>How to Train your Dragon<\/li>\n<li>Into the Wild<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World<\/li>\n<li>One Flew Over the Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest<\/li>\n<li>Sharknado<\/li>\n<li>Sudden impact<\/li>\n<li>The Crying Game<\/li>\n<li>The Fast and the Furious<\/li>\n<li>The Good, the Bad &amp; the Ugly<\/li>\n<li>The Greatest Show on Earth<\/li>\n<li>The Hunger Games<\/li>\n<li>Toy Story<\/li>\n<li>Transformers<\/li>\n<li>War and Peace<\/li>\n<li>War of the Worlds<\/li>\n<li>We Bought a Zoo<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>And the way they can be little monsters<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Aliens<\/li>\n<li>Animal House<\/li>\n<li>Monsters, inc.<\/li>\n<li>Psycho<\/li>\n<li>Revenge of the Nerds<\/li>\n<li>Ruthless people<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>There were allusions to the fact that there are no easy answers in parenting<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Adaptation<\/li>\n<li>Catch-22<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s Complicated<\/li>\n<li>Mission Impossible<\/li>\n<li>Spies Like Us<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>The way it consumes our whole lives<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close<\/li>\n<li>From Dusk &#8216;Til Dawn<\/li>\n<li>Six Days Seven Nights<\/li>\n<li>The Theory of Everything<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>And it&#8217;s impact on our social lives<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>How to Lose Friends and Alienate People<\/li>\n<li>How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>The exhaustion, sleep deprivation, and brain drain<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Altered States<\/li>\n<li>Clueless<\/li>\n<li>Dazed and Confused<\/li>\n<li>Groundhog Day<\/li>\n<li>Sleepless in Seattle<\/li>\n<li>The Neverending Story<\/li>\n<li>Waiting to Exhale<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>The fraying last nerve<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Big Girls Don&#8217;t Cry<\/li>\n<li>Despicable Me<\/li>\n<li>Drive Angry<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Sure, they can be naughty<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Catching Fire<\/li>\n<li>I Can Do Bad All By Myself<\/li>\n<li>I Love Trouble<\/li>\n<li>Liar, Liar<\/li>\n<li>Something Wicked This Way Comes<\/li>\n<li>The Invention of Lying<\/li>\n<li>The Usual Suspects<\/li>\n<li>Throw Momma From The Train<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>But they&#8217;re our little mini-mes<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Identity Theft<\/li>\n<li>The Imitation Game<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Then there&#8217;s the high cost of raising children<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Million Dollar Baby<\/li>\n<li>Money Pit<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>The things you keep hearing yourself say, over and over again<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Please Don&#8217;t Eat the Daisies<\/li>\n<li>PS I love you<\/li>\n<li>Scream<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>And of course, the joy of parenting<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>All that Heaven Allows<\/li>\n<li>As Good As It Gets<\/li>\n<li>Eat, Pray, Love<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a Wonderful Life<\/li>\n<li>Life is Beautiful<\/li>\n<li>Love Actually<\/li>\n<li>Twice Blessed<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2015\/04\/the-birds-and-the-bees-of-butterflies\/bow-tie-border\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8361\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8361\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2015\/04\/25\/the-birds-and-the-bees-of-butterflies\/bow-tie-border\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/bow-tie-border.png?fit=640%2C45\" data-orig-size=\"640,45\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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