{"id":79,"date":"2006-04-20T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T01:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2021-03-17T20:23:05","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T03:23:05","slug":"opinions-of-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2006\/04\/20\/opinions-of-the-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"Opinions of the Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7188\/1488\/1600\/dublinmudslide2.0.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7188\/1488\/400\/dublinmudslide2.0.jpg?w=1080\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I opened the freezer looking for something to warm up for dinner and a tub of ice cream landed on my foot.<\/p>\n<p>I think the universe wants me to eat ice cream.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\u00a9 Copyright Judy Haley 2008. 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