{"id":4118,"date":"2013-03-19T16:17:34","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T23:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=4118"},"modified":"2022-03-25T21:40:46","modified_gmt":"2022-03-26T04:40:46","slug":"were-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2013\/03\/19\/were-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat\/","title":{"rendered":"Shark Girl: We’re gonna need a bigger boat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

My little girl has been consumed by a shark obsession.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She is SHARK GIRL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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She even has a shark poster on her wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Those cute little stains around her face are evidence of her other current obsession: frozen blueberries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"shark<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
\"shark<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

and what book could consume her attention so completely?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"shark<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

eek! how did she get her hands on that? not exactly on my preferred reading list. there goes my mom of the year award.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What consumed your attention this week?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My little girl has been consumed by a shark obsession. She is SHARK GIRL. She even has a shark poster on her wall. 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