{"id":4118,"date":"2013-03-19T16:17:34","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T23:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=4118"},"modified":"2022-03-25T21:40:46","modified_gmt":"2022-03-26T04:40:46","slug":"were-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2013\/03\/19\/were-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat\/","title":{"rendered":"Shark Girl: We’re gonna need a bigger boat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

My little girl has been consumed by a shark obsession.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She is SHARK GIRL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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She even has a shark poster on her wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"shark<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Those cute little stains around her face are evidence of her other current obsession: frozen blueberries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"shark<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
\"shark<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

and what book could consume her attention so completely?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"shark<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

eek! how did she get her hands on that? not exactly on my preferred reading list. there goes my mom of the year award.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What consumed your attention this week?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My little girl has been consumed by a shark obsession. She is SHARK GIRL. She even has a shark poster on her wall. Those cute little stains around her face are evidence of her other current obsession: frozen blueberries. and what book could consume her attention so completely? eek! how did she get her hands […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7717,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[138],"tags":[4,591,272,677,743],"class_list":["post-4118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-parenting-living-well","tag-books","tag-childhood-2","tag-gem","tag-raising-strong-girls","tag-sharks","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?fit=640%2C426","blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?resize=150%2C150",150,150,true],"full":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?fit=640%2C426",640,426,false]},"categories_names":{"138":{"name":"Parenting & Family","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/category\/parenting-living-well\/"}},"tags_names":{"4":{"name":"Books","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/books\/"},"591":{"name":"childhood","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/childhood-2\/"},"272":{"name":"gem","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/gem\/"},"677":{"name":"raising strong girls","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/raising-strong-girls\/"},"743":{"name":"sharks","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/sharks\/"}},"comments_number":0,"wpmagazine_modules_lite_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?resize=150%2C150",150,150,true],"cvmm-medium":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?resize=300%2C300",300,300,true],"cvmm-medium-plus":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?resize=305%2C207",305,207,true],"cvmm-portrait":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?resize=400%2C426",400,426,true],"cvmm-medium-square":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?resize=600%2C426",600,426,true],"cvmm-large":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?resize=640%2C426",640,426,true],"cvmm-small":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?resize=130%2C95",130,95,true],"full":["https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/shark-girl.png?fit=640%2C426",640,426,false]},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1fDeG-14q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":74,"url":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2006\/04\/16\/pt-defiance-zoo-and-aquarium\/","url_meta":{"origin":4118,"position":0},"title":"Pt. 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