{"id":358,"date":"2008-11-24T12:06:22","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T19:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=358"},"modified":"2014-07-05T20:19:56","modified_gmt":"2014-07-06T03:19:56","slug":"why-did-the-geese-cross-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/24\/why-did-the-geese-cross-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Did the Geese Cross the Road?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"017\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I never did figure out why these silly geese so desperately wanted to cross the road.<\/p>\n

\"021\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Each of these drivers had to stop and honk for the geese to get out of the way.<\/p>\n

\"022\"<\/a><\/p>\n

They disrupted traffic for quite a while before one of them remembered that they can fly<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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