{"id":311,"date":"2008-09-12T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T07:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=311"},"modified":"2014-12-01T20:14:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-02T03:14:28","slug":"happy-birthday-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Karen Lu Schwartz<a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/happy-birthday-mom\/524170029_2745432a0b_o\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7837\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7837\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/524170029_2745432a0b_o\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524170029_2745432a0b_o.jpg?fit=425%2C597\" data-orig-size=\"425,597\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Karen Lu Schwartz (nee McKinley)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524170029_2745432a0b_o.jpg?fit=425%2C597\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7837\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524170029_2745432a0b_o.jpg?resize=425%2C597\" alt=\"Karen Lu Schwartz (nee McKinley)\" width=\"425\" height=\"597\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524170029_2745432a0b_o.jpg?w=425 425w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524170029_2745432a0b_o.jpg?resize=300%2C421 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/happy-birthday-mom\/524117154_a012c473ba_o\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7838\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7838\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/524117154_a012c473ba_o\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524117154_a012c473ba_o.jpg?fit=425%2C602\" data-orig-size=\"425,602\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Karen Lu Schwartz (nee McKinley)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524117154_a012c473ba_o.jpg?fit=425%2C602\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7838\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524117154_a012c473ba_o.jpg?resize=425%2C602\" alt=\"Karen Lu Schwartz (nee McKinley)\" width=\"425\" height=\"602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524117154_a012c473ba_o.jpg?w=425 425w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/524117154_a012c473ba_o.jpg?resize=300%2C424 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/happy-birthday-mom\/517394916_385caae472_z-1\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7839\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7839\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/517394916_385caae472_z-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/517394916_385caae472_z-1.jpg?fit=640%2C418\" data-orig-size=\"640,418\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/517394916_385caae472_z-1.jpg?fit=640%2C418\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7839\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/517394916_385caae472_z-1.jpg?resize=640%2C418\" alt=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" width=\"640\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/517394916_385caae472_z-1.jpg?w=640 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/517394916_385caae472_z-1.jpg?resize=300%2C195 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/happy-birthday-mom\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7840\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7840\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b.jpg?fit=1018%2C1024\" data-orig-size=\"1018,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b.jpg?fit=640%2C643\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7840\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b.jpg?resize=640%2C643\" alt=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" width=\"640\" height=\"643\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b.jpg?resize=640%2C643 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b.jpg?resize=300%2C301 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b.jpg?resize=65%2C65 65w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685098351_ea5c343d3a_b.jpg?w=1018 1018w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/happy-birthday-mom\/1685130321_96b342c9c6_z\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7841\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7841\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/1685130321_96b342c9c6_z\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685130321_96b342c9c6_z.jpg?fit=640%2C419\" data-orig-size=\"640,419\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685130321_96b342c9c6_z.jpg?fit=640%2C419\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7841\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685130321_96b342c9c6_z.jpg?resize=640%2C419\" alt=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" width=\"640\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685130321_96b342c9c6_z.jpg?w=640 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685130321_96b342c9c6_z.jpg?resize=300%2C196 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/happy-birthday-mom\/1685977912_a561ea0513_b\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7842\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7842\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/1685977912_a561ea0513_b\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685977912_a561ea0513_b.jpg?fit=700%2C1024\" data-orig-size=\"700,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685977912_a561ea0513_b.jpg?fit=640%2C936\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7842\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685977912_a561ea0513_b.jpg?resize=640%2C936\" alt=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" width=\"640\" height=\"936\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685977912_a561ea0513_b.jpg?resize=640%2C936 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685977912_a561ea0513_b.jpg?resize=300%2C438 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/1685977912_a561ea0513_b.jpg?w=700 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/happy-birthday-mom\/751786308_8b640d7050_b\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7843\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7843\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/751786308_8b640d7050_b\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/751786308_8b640d7050_b.jpg?fit=768%2C1024\" data-orig-size=\"768,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Schwartz-Haley Wedding\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/751786308_8b640d7050_b.jpg?fit=640%2C853\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7843\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/751786308_8b640d7050_b.jpg?resize=640%2C853\" alt=\"Schwartz-Haley Wedding\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/751786308_8b640d7050_b.jpg?resize=640%2C853 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/751786308_8b640d7050_b.jpg?resize=300%2C400 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/751786308_8b640d7050_b.jpg?w=768 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/happy-birthday-mom\/485718841_4bb5177ca6_z\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7844\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7844\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/12\/happy-birthday-mom\/485718841_4bb5177ca6_z\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/485718841_4bb5177ca6_z.jpg?fit=640%2C513\" data-orig-size=\"640,513\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/485718841_4bb5177ca6_z.jpg?fit=640%2C513\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7844\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/485718841_4bb5177ca6_z.jpg?resize=640%2C513\" alt=\"Karen Lu Schwartz and Michael H. Schwartz\" width=\"640\" height=\"513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/485718841_4bb5177ca6_z.jpg?w=640 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/485718841_4bb5177ca6_z.jpg?resize=300%2C240 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">For more about Mom<\/span>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/my-mothers-gift.html\">My Mother&#8217;s Gift<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.blogspot.com\/2006\/06\/birds-bees.html\">The Birds and the Bees<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/mom-in-ballard.html\">Mom in Ballard<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Karen Lu Schwartz For more about Mom: My Mother&#8217;s Gift The Birds and the Bees Mom in Ballard 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