{"id":2951,"date":"2011-05-18T22:55:13","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=2951"},"modified":"2021-03-17T19:45:34","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T02:45:34","slug":"the-brute-squad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2011\/05\/18\/the-brute-squad\/","title":{"rendered":"The Brute Squad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly after we were engaged, Aaron and I went to dinner with some friends. We got to talking about my family, so I pulled this picture of my dad and brothers from my wallet.\u00a0 Lars looked at the picture a moment, then set it down on the table while backing away a bit.<\/p>\n<p>He turned to my husband and said, &#8220;Dude, whatever you do, don&#8217;t piss her off.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"brutesquad068 by schwartzkids, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/schwartzkids\/5713835091\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2613\/5713835091_052fcd4a7e_z.jpg?resize=446%2C640\" alt=\"brutesquad068\" width=\"446\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So far, so good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly after we were engaged, Aaron and I went to dinner with some friends. We got to talking about my family, so I pulled this picture of my dad and brothers from my wallet.\u00a0 Lars looked at the picture a moment, then set it down on the table while backing away a bit. 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