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Cleanup on Aisle 5
\n\"carnage\"<\/a>
\nNo sense in crying over spilled milk,
\nspilled wine, on the other hand…<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"carnage\"<\/a> No sense in crying over spilled milk, spilled wine, on the other hand… [Read More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[762],"tags":[42,97,98],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life-living-well","tag-funny","tag-tragedy","tag-wine","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"762":{"name":"Daily Life","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/category\/living-well\/daily-life-living-well\/"}},"tags_names":{"42":{"name":"funny","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/funny\/"},"97":{"name":"tragedy","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/tragedy\/"},"98":{"name":"wine","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/wine\/"}},"comments_number":0,"wpmagazine_modules_lite_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","cvmm-medium":"","cvmm-medium-plus":"","cvmm-portrait":"","cvmm-medium-square":"","cvmm-large":"","cvmm-small":"","full":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1fDeG-4a","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":59,"url":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2005\/11\/20\/happy-birthday-to-me\/","url_meta":{"origin":258,"position":0},"title":"happy birthday to me","author":"Judy Schwartz Haley","date":"","format":false,"excerpt":"Today started out like too many birthdays where I put too much emphasis on making today special. 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