{"id":238,"date":"2008-06-20T00:21:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-20T07:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=238"},"modified":"2014-08-14T17:20:48","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T00:20:48","slug":"dont-piss-me-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/06\/20\/dont-piss-me-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t piss me off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/06\/dont-piss-me-off\/schwartz-men\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6700\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6700\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/06\/20\/dont-piss-me-off\/schwartz-men\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/schwartz-men.png?fit=640%2C800\" data-orig-size=\"640,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"schwartz-men\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/schwartz-men.png?fit=640%2C800\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6700\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/schwartz-men.png?resize=640%2C800\" alt=\"schwartz men\" width=\"640\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/schwartz-men.png?w=640 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/schwartz-men.png?resize=300%2C375 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is my dad with my four brothers.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly after we got engaged, a friend of ours saw this picture, turned to my soon-to-be husband\u00a0and said, &#8220;What ever you do, don&#8217;t piss her off.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s done a fine job of heeding that advice.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my dad with my four brothers. 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