{"id":2266,"date":"2010-09-08T19:18:48","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T02:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=2266"},"modified":"2014-07-05T18:53:17","modified_gmt":"2014-07-06T01:53:17","slug":"she-keeps-stealing-my-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2010\/09\/08\/she-keeps-stealing-my-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"She keeps stealing my hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if I wasn&#8217;t bald.  On the other hand, at least I don&#8217;t have to worry about hat hair.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/coffeejitters\/4970796432\/\" title=\"052 by coffeejitters, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4106\/4970796432_927617cae9_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"052\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/coffeejitters\/4970794336\/\" title=\"050 by coffeejitters, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4131\/4970794336_49ba430a48_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"050\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/coffeejitters\/4970793446\/\" title=\"049 by coffeejitters, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4131\/4970793446_3f665bab96_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"049\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/coffeejitters\/4970179115\/\" title=\"047 by coffeejitters, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4112\/4970179115_96f9bcf5da_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"047\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t hurt that she looks so cute in my hat<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/coffeejitters\/4970176817\/\" title=\"045 by coffeejitters, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4131\/4970176817_bbe9088117_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"045\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is my view most of the time: the back of her head, with or without my hat.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/coffeejitters\/4970172289\/\" title=\"041 by coffeejitters, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4086\/4970172289_342820cfd3_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"041\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>and, she&#8217;s off&#8230;  excuse me, I&#8217;ve got a toddler to chase<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/coffeejitters\/4970783568\/\" title=\"040 by coffeejitters, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4078\/4970783568_f19318d314_z.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"040\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if I wasn&#8217;t bald. On the other hand, at least I don&#8217;t have to worry about hat hair. It doesn&#8217;t hurt that she looks so cute in my hat This is my view most of the time: the back of her head, with or without my hat. and, she&#8217;s off&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[695,694,697],"tags":[591,226,272,185,348,436,437,215],"class_list":["post-2266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cancer-2","category-living-well","category-seattle-living-well","tag-childhood-2","tag-garden","tag-gem","tag-mother-nature","tag-parenting-with-cancer","tag-rose-garden","tag-woodland-park-zoo","tag-zoo","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"695":{"name":"Cancer","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/category\/cancer-2\/"},"694":{"name":"Living Well","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/category\/living-well\/"},"697":{"name":"Seattle","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/category\/life-skills\/adventure-living-well\/seattle-living-well\/"}},"tags_names":{"591":{"name":"childhood","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/childhood-2\/"},"226":{"name":"garden","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/garden\/"},"272":{"name":"gem","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/gem\/"},"185":{"name":"Mother Nature","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/mother-nature\/"},"348":{"name":"parenting with cancer","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/parenting-with-cancer\/"},"436":{"name":"rose garden","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/rose-garden\/"},"437":{"name":"woodland park zoo","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/woodland-park-zoo\/"},"215":{"name":"zoo","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/zoo\/"}},"comments_number":0,"wpmagazine_modules_lite_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","cvmm-medium":"","cvmm-medium-plus":"","cvmm-portrait":"","cvmm-medium-square":"","cvmm-large":"","cvmm-small":"","full":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1fDeG-Ay","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12681,"url":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2026\/03\/10\/16-year-cancerversary-and-finding-my-way-back-to-hope\/","url_meta":{"origin":2266,"position":0},"title":"16 Year Cancerversary, and finding my way back to hope","author":"Judy Schwartz Haley","date":"","format":false,"excerpt":"16 years ago, today, I got that call. 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