Grandma: It’s been a long time since you checked my cholesterol. Don’t you think you should check my cholesterol?<\/p>\n
Doctor: Well that depends, how much longer do you plan to live? (?! – by the way, Grandma is 97)<\/p>\n
Grandma: I think I’d like another ten years.<\/p>\n
Doctor: Well then, we’d better check your cholesterol.<\/p>\n
Go Grandma!<\/p>\n
Grandma: It’s been a long time since you checked my cholesterol. Don’t you think you should check my cholesterol? Doctor: Well that depends, how much longer do you plan to live? (?! – by the way, Grandma is 97) Grandma: I think I’d like another ten years. Doctor: Well then, we’d better check your cholesterol. 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