{"id":213,"date":"2008-05-28T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T06:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=213"},"modified":"2022-10-22T19:41:59","modified_gmt":"2022-10-23T02:41:59","slug":"my-life-is-a-musical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/05\/28\/my-life-is-a-musical\/","title":{"rendered":"My life is a musical"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, Mr. H and I were watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/rules_of_engagement\/\">Rules of Engagement<\/a>, part of our Monday night comedy line up after The Big Bang Theory (seriously, pee your pants funny) and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/how_i_met_your_mother\/\">How I Met Your Mother<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Audrey had just gotten a promotion and she wanted her husband, Jeff (the Patrick Warburton character) to take her to a Broadway play &#8211; &#8220;Maybe even a musical &#8211; where people might even burst into song for no earthly reason.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that moment I realized my life is a musical.<\/p>\n<p>My husband bursts into song for no earthly reason (other than he&#8217;s just really happy). It doesn&#8217;t matter what he&#8217;s doing, washing dishes, walking down the hallway, looking for something interesting to magically appear in the fridge. He makes up funny, silly songs too.<\/p>\n<p>Of course there is no singing out in public or skipping down the sidewalk, but just wait, one of these day&#8217;s we&#8217;ll have a child and I&#8217;ll bet we&#8217;ll see him doing that with him or her too.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\u00a9 Copyright Judy Haley 2008. All rights reserved.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, Mr. H and I were watching Rules of Engagement, part of our Monday night comedy line up after The Big Bang Theory (seriously, pee your pants funny) and How I Met Your Mother. 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