{"id":168,"date":"2008-04-05T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T22:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=168"},"modified":"2021-03-17T21:05:43","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T04:05:43","slug":"craigslist-stoner-says-thank-you-for-best-pizza-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/04\/05\/craigslist-stoner-says-thank-you-for-best-pizza-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Craigslist: Stoner says thank you for best pizza ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks to Cory at Boing Boing<\/a> for bringing this happy post<\/a> to our attention.<\/p>\n

\n

To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza<\/strong>
Date: 2007-09-18, 11:30AM EDT<\/p>\n

You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd<\/p>\n

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn. <\/p>\n

When you answered and said, \u201cWhatsup?\u201d I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea. <\/p>\n

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was. <\/p>\n

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: \u201cSun dried Tomatoes.\u201d When you said: \u201cWe’ll bake that right up for you,\u201d we both started laughing uncontrollably. <\/p>\n

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I needed a good giggle today.<\/p>\n

\u00a9 Copyright Judy Haley 2008. All rights reserved.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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