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I thought about posting a series of photos taken within a 5 minute period that shows just how active my daughter is – but I got exhausted just looking at the pictures. Instead, I’ll show you a few shots from within that time span where she managed to reprogram the satellite receiver while I was obliviously snapping away on the camera.<\/p>\n

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