{"id":1285,"date":"2009-08-17T14:17:50","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T21:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2014-07-05T19:36:06","modified_gmt":"2014-07-06T02:36:06","slug":"party-like-a-pirate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2009\/08\/17\/party-like-a-pirate\/","title":{"rendered":"Party like a Pirate"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saturday night we celebrated Captain RedBeard’s birthday. By Captain RedBeard, I mean my little brother, Timmy (Pronounced timMAY! a la South Park).<\/p>\n

\"2009<\/a><\/p>\n

We celebrated with a pirate themed pub crawl through some of Seattle’s finest drinking establishments, led by the soon-to-be Mrs. RedBeard, Mel.<\/p>\n

\"2009<\/a><\/p>\n

Mr. H and I dressed the part as well.<\/p>\n

What? You’ve never seen a pirate wearing an argyle sweater?<\/p>\n

\"2009<\/a><\/p>\n

Yar!<\/p>\n

\"2009<\/a><\/p>\n

Then Grandma called to say Gem was missing me, and I did my best not to drive like a bat out of hell all the way home. This was the first time we’d left her to go out and play.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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