{"id":1257,"date":"2009-07-24T00:39:17","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T07:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=1257"},"modified":"2014-11-30T00:50:45","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T07:50:45","slug":"my-futures-so-bright-i-gotta-wear-shades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2009\/07\/24\/my-futures-so-bright-i-gotta-wear-shades\/","title":{"rendered":"My Future&#8217;s So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gem looks so cool in these shades.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2009\/07\/my-futures-so-bright-i-gotta-wear-shades\/3750981781_e3acd8ac62_b\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7683\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7683\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2009\/07\/24\/my-futures-so-bright-i-gotta-wear-shades\/3750981781_e3acd8ac62_b\/\" 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data-permalink=\"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2009\/07\/24\/my-futures-so-bright-i-gotta-wear-shades\/3751778152_0884410b08_z\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/3751778152_0884410b08_z.jpg?fit=640%2C480\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"baby sunglasses\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/3751778152_0884410b08_z.jpg?fit=640%2C480\" class=\"aligncenter size-full 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