{"id":1200,"date":"2009-07-05T17:01:23","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T00:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=1200"},"modified":"2021-03-17T20:04:11","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T03:04:11","slug":"this-was-bound-to-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2009\/07\/05\/this-was-bound-to-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"This was bound to happen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hopefully he’ll forgive me.<\/p>\n

Every time my husband shaves off his beard, he first shaves his facial hair into interesting and amusing shapes. What he keeps forgetting is that there is a down-side to being married to a blogger.\u00a0 There is a really good chance I’m going to ambush him with a camera and post the results online.<\/p>\n

\"030\"<\/a><\/p>\n

For the record, Baby thought Daddy looked pretty funny too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hopefully he’ll forgive me. Every time my husband shaves off his beard, he first shaves his facial hair into interesting and amusing shapes. What he keeps forgetting is that there is a down-side to being married to a blogger.\u00a0 There is a really good chance I’m going to ambush him with a camera and post […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[138],"tags":[42,272,13],"class_list":["post-1200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting-living-well","tag-funny","tag-gem","tag-mr-h","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"138":{"name":"Parenting & Family","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/category\/parenting-living-well\/"}},"tags_names":{"42":{"name":"funny","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/funny\/"},"272":{"name":"gem","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/gem\/"},"13":{"name":"The Husband","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/mr-h\/"}},"comments_number":0,"wpmagazine_modules_lite_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","cvmm-medium":"","cvmm-medium-plus":"","cvmm-portrait":"","cvmm-medium-square":"","cvmm-large":"","cvmm-small":"","full":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1fDeG-jm","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":213,"url":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/05\/28\/my-life-is-a-musical\/","url_meta":{"origin":1200,"position":0},"title":"My life is a musical","author":"Judy Schwartz Haley","date":"","format":false,"excerpt":"The other day, Mr. H and I were watching Rules of Engagement, part of our Monday night comedy line up after The Big Bang Theory (seriously, pee your pants funny) and How I Met Your Mother. 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