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I knew it wouldn’t take long for her to wrap Daddy around her little fingers.\u00a0 I didn’t think it would be so literal.\u00a0 Baby Girl likes to grab the hair that grows at the base of Daddy’s throat.<\/p>\n
Of course when Daddy calls for Mommy to rescue him from\u00a0Baby’s clutches, Mommy laughs and\u00a0stops\u00a0to take a picture first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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