{"id":1089,"date":"2009-04-16T18:31:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T01:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/?p=1089"},"modified":"2021-03-17T20:35:27","modified_gmt":"2021-03-18T03:35:27","slug":"the-truth-about-baby-kisses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/16\/the-truth-about-baby-kisses\/","title":{"rendered":"The Truth About Baby Kisses"},"content":{"rendered":"

These pictures may look like sweet little innocent baby kisses<\/p>\n

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but the truth is<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

She’s<\/p>\n

trying<\/p>\n

to<\/p>\n

eat<\/p>\n

me!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

These pictures may look like sweet little innocent baby kisses but the truth is She’s trying to eat me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[138],"tags":[243,388,272],"class_list":["post-1089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting-living-well","tag-baby","tag-baby-kisses","tag-gem","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"138":{"name":"Parenting & Family","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/category\/parenting-living-well\/"}},"tags_names":{"243":{"name":"baby","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/baby\/"},"388":{"name":"baby kisses","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/baby-kisses\/"},"272":{"name":"gem","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/tag\/gem\/"}},"comments_number":0,"wpmagazine_modules_lite_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","cvmm-medium":"","cvmm-medium-plus":"","cvmm-portrait":"","cvmm-medium-square":"","cvmm-large":"","cvmm-small":"","full":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1fDeG-hz","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":341,"url":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/14\/baby-update-week-20\/","url_meta":{"origin":1089,"position":0},"title":"Baby Update – Week 20","author":"Judy Schwartz Haley","date":"","format":false,"excerpt":"At week 20 of 40, we're halfway through this pregnancy adventure and halfway to holding baby in [read more]","rel":"","context":"In "Health & Wellness"","block_context":{"text":"Health & Wellness","link":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/category\/life-skills\/health-and-wellness\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"baby's first picture","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/ultrasound-gem.jpg?fit=640%2C438&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/ultrasound-gem.jpg?fit=640%2C438&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/ultrasound-gem.jpg?fit=640%2C438&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":303,"url":"http:\/\/coffeejitters.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/03\/baby-update-week-9\/","url_meta":{"origin":1089,"position":1},"title":"Baby Update – Week 9","author":"Judy Schwartz Haley","date":"","format":false,"excerpt":"I've been doing really well. 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