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Shirley

by Judy Schwartz Haley

I love shopping at Anthropologie. Not because I actually buy anything; I make way too little money. Not to mention the fact that their fairy tale clothes fit a version of me from a long, long time ago, and a land far away.

I love Anthropologie for the window shopping. The mix of feminine with [...]

Party like a Pirate

by Judy Schwartz Haley

Saturday night we celebrated Captain RedBeard’s birthday. By Captain RedBeard, I mean my little brother, Timmy (Pronounced timMAY! a la South Park).

We celebrated with a pirate themed pub crawl through some of Seattle’s finest drinking establishments, led by the soon-to-be Mrs. RedBeard, Mel.

Mr. H and I dressed the part as well.

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25 Random Things About CoffeeJitters

by Judy Schwartz Haley

I collect teapots but I’ve never been a big tea drinker. I just realized that when my as-of-yet-unborn daughter reaches my current age, I will be 76. This makes me want to grow very old. I can wiggle my nose. One of my earliest memories is catching my Dad putting sugar on his breakfast [...]

Pregnancy 101: How to Roll Over

by Judy Schwartz Haley

You might think rolling over is no big deal unless perhaps you’re training your dog, or your infant has developed a greater degree of mobility. Consider, however, the plight of the poor pregnant woman, a beached whale trapped on her back in the divot of a sagging mattress. Rolling over is no small feat, especially [...]